1 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,640 I'm feeling that I'm reeling when they strike up a band. 2 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:56,180 Each rhythm has me with them, and I'll say that it's grand. 3 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:02,080 There's only one reason my feet want to fly. 4 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:07,520 I'm steppy, I'm steppy, I'm telling you why. 5 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:11,040 When music's good and hot. 6 00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:17,670 I've got loose ankles. 7 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:25,050 No matter where I go, they never become low. 8 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:28,070 The foot is finished, madam. 9 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,430 Thank you, Marcel. 10 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:30,770 That looks wonderful. 11 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:33,230 I could walk two miles for a cigarette now. 12 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:38,150 The sheiks have all saw it, Marcel. He makes walking back so easy. 13 00:01:38,550 --> 00:01:42,330 Don't forget to have the big suite at my place tomorrow, Marcel. I want a 14 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:44,050 massage. Thank you, madam. 15 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,680 an awfully cute number, Betty. 16 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,980 What's the name of it? Oh, it's a little thing called loose ankles. 17 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,620 I wonder if all the family's downstairs yet. 18 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:21,420 Well, you know the old saying, where there's a will, there's a lot of 19 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,580 I bet even those from Alaska are here by now. 20 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,040 Can you picture them all sitting down there with a nice cream cone in each 21 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,560 Say, let's go down and see how the clan is gathering. 22 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:32,840 All right. 23 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:42,390 The name, please. 24 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,370 A Mr. 25 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:47,030 and Mrs. Berry from Walla Walla. 26 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:50,550 The berries from Walla. 27 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:53,690 To Walla. 28 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:57,290 Walla Walla. 29 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:05,710 The berries from Marblehead. 30 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,870 The Marblehead berries. 31 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,970 And Mrs. 32 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:20,550 Berry from Logan. 33 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:24,070 Oh. Oh, come in, dear. 34 00:03:28,410 --> 00:03:30,230 The Logan Berries. 35 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:32,270 Good evening. 36 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:36,130 And the Ralph Berries. 37 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,480 How do you do? 38 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,480 I am Major Rupert Harper. 39 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:50,520 We are pleased to meet you. And this is my wife. 40 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:55,680 Mrs. Berry, my sisters, Miss Sarah and Miss Catherine Harper. 41 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,420 Girls, may I present Mr. 42 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,040 Berry of Walla? Walla Walla. 43 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,660 Yes, we've heard of you indirectly. 44 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:08,940 It's too bad that we should meet on such a sad occasion. 45 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:10,460 Oh, yes. 46 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:15,280 But make yourselves at home. We will open poor dear grandmother Barry's will 47 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,279 a few moments. 48 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,339 Hasn't got the Barry nose. 49 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,600 Your wife is young, isn't she? 50 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,580 Well, Ann? 51 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:39,460 Why, Ann? 52 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:42,530 Sarah, what a beautiful gown. You look too cute for anything. 53 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:45,650 Your sarcasm is entirely unnecessary. 54 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:51,070 Oh, it wasn't sarcasm. I was only pretending on Betty's account. 55 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:52,810 That's entirely unnecessary. 56 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,570 What are you doing here? 57 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:59,950 You're only a second cousin. You probably won't get anything. 58 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:04,410 No, but I can hope and pray. And maybe I might get an embroidered hot water 59 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:05,410 bottle. 60 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,910 What's going on in here? Am I missing something? 61 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,020 The major announcing himself. 62 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,520 I am about to commence reading your poor dear grandmother's will. 63 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,300 Oh, why is everyone so eager about this will? 64 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,940 We all have more money than we can possibly spend. 65 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,880 Why don't you give grandmother's fortune to the other relatives? 66 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:35,980 Everybody step into the library at once. I'll stand for no nonsense or delay. 67 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,060 Girls? 68 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,200 The same to you, Major. 69 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:09,740 Well, I think all the relatives are present. 70 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,160 Ladies, the berries. 71 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:16,000 So these are the berries. You mean this is the berries. 72 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,980 Gentlemen, be seated. 73 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,100 Looks like a minstrel show. 74 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,180 Now, we will see what we will see. 75 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,200 Now, we will see what we will get. 76 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:41,300 It was just as I expected. The dear old lady remembered exactly what everybody 77 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,540 wanted. I thought of that. 78 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:47,580 In fact, she even left Betty $5 ,000. 79 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:50,960 Well... That'll buy a roadster and a fur coat. 80 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,880 Sarah, you get the villa at Newport. 81 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,280 Catherine, the Lakewood place. 82 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:02,100 I get the Southport stables and the wine cellar. 83 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,960 Magnificent, eh? 84 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,880 How could she give a wine cellar to a prohibitionist? Well, that'll give him a 85 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,520 chance to raid his own place now. 86 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,700 My dear niece. 87 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:18,860 My very dear niece. 88 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,760 You surely don't mean me. 89 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,840 I most certainly do. 90 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:29,420 To my beloved granddaughter, Ann Harper Berry, I leave the Franklin Berry 91 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:34,640 Mansion in Westchester, my grandmother Flora's pearls, and securities to yield 92 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,620 an annual income of $70 ,000. 93 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:44,280 You mean... You mean she left Ann the pearls? 94 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,599 Mm -hmm. 95 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,260 Well, she has this house. 96 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,320 She can't live in two houses. It wouldn't be very decent. 97 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:56,060 Besides, the perils are too big for a young girl with all the strangling 98 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,060 going on nowadays. 99 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,140 Quiet, quiet. There is more. 100 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,860 The properties and securities shall pass into her temporary possession the day 101 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:08,180 following her marriage and become absolute on the death of her husband. 102 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,180 Tell me, Major, does the will say the natural death of my husband? 103 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:17,530 Yeah, so it does. So it does. 104 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,609 Yeah, I knew it. 105 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:21,450 I'm even deprived of the satisfaction of a good, honest murder. 106 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:27,570 My dear niece. 107 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:31,130 I don't want to hear another word. It is my duty to finish reading your poor 108 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:34,270 dear grandmother's will. Well, go ahead, but I'm not interested. 109 00:08:34,909 --> 00:08:39,250 And wishing that my grandchild shall marry a man of the very finest type, I 110 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:44,510 hereby appoint her uncle Major Rupert Harper and her aunts... Sarah and 111 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:49,290 Catherine Harper as guardians to pass judgment on the man of her choice. 112 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:53,630 Oh, a jury, just like a beauty show or a baby contest. 113 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:03,850 And without their two -thirds consent, she cannot marry at all under the terms 114 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:04,850 of the will. 115 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:09,050 Well, that's lovely, because the one thing in the world I don't want to do is 116 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:10,050 get married. 117 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:20,150 Moreover, none of the other beneficiaries of this will shall receive 118 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:24,290 the inheritance until the marriage of my granddaughter Anne Harper Berry is 119 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,290 consummated. 120 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,010 Furthermore, 121 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:40,110 the heirs shall enjoy these bequests only so long as no scandal... 122 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:45,360 concerning any member of the family shall appear in any newspaper. Scandal? 123 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:52,120 Newspaper? In such an event, the entire estate shall pass to the possession of 124 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:56,520 the Riverside Cat and Dog Hospital. I think that's very personal. 125 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,740 My dear aunt and uncle, you all have more money than you can possibly spend. 126 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,780 And in order to gain even more, you wish to force me into an unwilling marriage. 127 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Well, you won't. 128 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:10,550 Because I'm going to give this family a scandal that will make the cats and dogs 129 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:12,930 independent for the rest of their lives. 130 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,390 Well, I'll be dead. 131 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:26,430 How do you get into the newspaper? 132 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,670 I don't. 133 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:28,890 I've been lucky. 134 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:29,970 Yes, I know that. 135 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,370 But I mean, how do you suppose I might get in? 136 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:34,290 First get yourself a man. 137 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,490 Then a reporter. 138 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,570 And leave the rest to the typesetter. 139 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:40,590 Well, where am I going to get the man? 140 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,610 Daisy, there are lots of professional escorts. 141 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:47,390 If you'll help me get in a scandal, I'll see that you get your fur coat and 142 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,390 roadster anyway. 143 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:49,730 That's a bargain. Shake. 144 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,750 Okay. Well, I'm homeward bound. 145 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,170 Say, what's your plan? 146 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,960 New York World? 147 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:36,820 Advertising department, please. 148 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,320 Yes, classified. 149 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,540 Hello, I want to put an ad in your paper for tomorrow morning. 150 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,220 Yes. 151 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,400 Wanted. One young man. 152 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:55,880 Must be young and good -looking and unscrupulous. 153 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,200 No, no, unscrupulous. 154 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,080 Yes. 155 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,280 Expense, no odds. 156 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,830 Sela, beware. 157 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:12,410 Sela, take care. 158 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:18,230 Danger is near thee. 159 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,290 Beware. 160 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,190 Beware. 161 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:28,430 Beware. 162 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,840 am I able to cut my throat? If you do, can I have the razor? 163 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,160 As a singer, you're a tremendous dancer. 164 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,240 Don't even mention dancing. 165 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:49,580 Well, you come home from a tough day at the office, then struggle into one of 166 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:53,940 those monkey suits and rush some kittenish old dame around on a dance 167 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:59,040 Andy, we picked out the worst sideline in the world, didn't we? We sure did. 168 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:02,120 This being a professional escort has got me down. 169 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,880 Same here. 170 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,640 At that, we're better off than Gil. 171 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,300 He isn't even a good professional escort. 172 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,880 What a world. 173 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,980 Now, there's Gil. A fine, intelligent, hard -working kid. 174 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,880 And he can't even get a job. 175 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,980 You know, the kid's desperate. 176 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:25,480 He'd do most anything, but he just hasn't the heart to get into this 177 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,360 Fellas, I heard what you said. 178 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,680 And it's all true. 179 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,560 I won't be hanging on much longer. 180 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,880 Oh, don't worry, kid. 181 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,720 Everything's going to be all right. 182 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:41,540 Listen, Gilly old kid, being a professional escort isn't such a bad 183 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:45,780 Once you take one of these old battle axes for a whirl around the dance floor, 184 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:48,940 you'll find that whatever they pay you, it's not enough. 185 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,560 Honest, fella, I wish I could. 186 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:05,690 as an example of what a college education will do to you. 187 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,230 Poor kid. 188 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:18,830 Well, I wonder if anybody's been born today that I know. 189 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,350 Suffering tadpole drunkards. 190 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,060 What happened? Did you discover a new beauty spot? And how, right here in the 191 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:37,960 paper. Father, put on your specs, because little Nell is going to take the 192 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,040 mortgage off the farm. 193 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,540 Well, I'll be... You reading the help wanted column? 194 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,440 This bathing has gone to your head. 195 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:52,280 Wanted. One young man. Must be young, attractive, and unscrupulous. 196 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,780 Next, women and children first. 197 00:14:57,290 --> 00:15:00,090 must be young, attractive, and unscrupulous. 198 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,390 Well, that's me. 199 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:06,130 Now, wait a minute. I saw this first. This job is mine if I have to go like 200 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,570 this. Now, listen, pal. 201 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,010 We'll flip for it. 202 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:10,670 Well, all right. 203 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,410 Heads, I win. 204 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,710 Say, Terry, I think that nickel was tails. 205 00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,350 Andy, I don't think this job was meant for either one of us. 206 00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:32,430 Maybe not for you, but it was made to order for me. You know, you and I can 207 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,530 by on our loose ankles. 208 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:37,730 But that kid in there, he doesn't know which way to turn. 209 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,530 Let's give the job to him. 210 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,990 Terry, you're right. 211 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,650 But will he go after it? 212 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,090 He'll go if we have to carry him. 213 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:52,730 I'll lend him my new suit, and I'll give him a shirt and tie a bind. Swell. 214 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,130 But wait. 215 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,770 What about Lynn? Not a word. 216 00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:00,690 If that cutthroat hears about this, he'd hop in and grab it for himself. 217 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,170 Hello, Linton. Hi, buddy. 218 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:06,910 Say, Goldfish, you gonna use this bathroom all day? 219 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,450 Would you like me to draw your ball, Mr. Linton? 220 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:12,850 Get out. 221 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,010 Give me that paper. 222 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,630 Nothing doing. I'm reading advice to the loved one myself. 223 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,300 Who wiped their shoes on this last clean towel? 224 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,220 That's not a towel. That's crepe. 225 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Who's dead? 226 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,360 You are. From the neck up. 227 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,660 Funny. 228 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,580 Why, aren't you the early bird this morning? 229 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,440 Yes. I'm expecting a worm. 230 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 A what, miss? 231 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,980 A man, Agnes. Just a man. 232 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960 Ah, men. 233 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,660 Yes, they're all worms, miss. 234 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,640 Good gracious. 235 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,440 You must have a secret sorrow to speak that way of men. 236 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:02,020 Well, it's not exactly a secret sorrow, Miss. I tell everybody about it. 237 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,200 You don't mean to say that you've been in a compromising position. 238 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,660 Well, the position wasn't so bad. 239 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,660 But the circumstances were again me. 240 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,079 What if she's old and awfully homely? Forget her face. 241 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,680 Concentrate on her bank account. 242 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,800 I'd only do this for you and Terry, Andy. 243 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:36,310 Good morning. 244 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:39,230 Are you Mr. Worm? I beg your pardon? 245 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,310 Are you a man? 246 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,270 I... I think so. 247 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,330 I came in answer to this ad. 248 00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:48,750 Oh, you want to see Miss Ann. So let in, sir. 249 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,390 You came in answer to the advertisement? 250 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,570 Yes. You, uh... Have you any references? 251 00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:13,610 I mean, uh... Are you sure you are as unscrupulous as you say you are? 252 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,410 Oh, I haven't said anything yet. 253 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,150 But I'm sure I am. 254 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:20,950 Oh. You, uh... You don't mind being compromised? 255 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:25,990 Oh, no, no. 256 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:28,890 Have you been compromised before? 257 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:31,530 Of course. 258 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:33,970 Well, uh... 259 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,470 What type of compromising do you specialize in? 260 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,190 Plain or fancy? 261 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,110 Both. 262 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:45,790 Which do you prefer? 263 00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:51,550 Well, the sort that would get into the newspapers, so they could have headlines 264 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:52,550 like this. 265 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:56,290 A man of mystery compromises debutante. 266 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:02,710 You mean to be caught in a... in a... 267 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,220 An affectionate embrace? 268 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:08,660 Exactly. We haven't much time, you know, so we'd better get right down to 269 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,880 business. You mean to start now? 270 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,340 Right now. 271 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:17,980 How's 272 00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:25,200 this? 273 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,300 So far, so good. 274 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,680 What do I do next? 275 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:34,530 Why? I suppose you really ought to kiss me. 276 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:51,450 Would you pardon me for a moment, please? 277 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,250 Of course. 278 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,490 You'll never get into the newspaper that way. 279 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,540 You've got to take his clothes off. 280 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,960 What? His clothes off. 281 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,400 Oh, Agnes. 282 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Do you mean... Do you mean all of them? 283 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,200 Well, as many as you can, Miss. 284 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,700 Well, this is a new experience for me. 285 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200 But I'll try. 286 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,700 I'm afraid I'll have to be leaving. 287 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,560 Oh, but you can't leave. 288 00:20:30,659 --> 00:20:33,140 I... You see, I have an appointment with my tailor. 289 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,120 You see, my coat's torn. 290 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,260 That's perfect. 291 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,560 What are you going to do? I'm going to have your coat picked. 292 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,940 Agnes! 293 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,600 Look, your tie. 294 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:50,380 There's marmalade all over it. But I never eat marmalade. Perhaps it's orange 295 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,180 jam. Nevertheless, we'll fix that, too. 296 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,020 Agnes, sew this coat and have the marmalade taken off that tie. 297 00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,620 Listen. 298 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:02,570 Put these clothes in the closet and lock it up and throw the key out of the 299 00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:03,570 window. 300 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,770 What'll I do next? 301 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,410 Take off those pants. 302 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:14,310 I couldn't. Throw yourself in his arms, hang on tight, and leave the rest to me. 303 00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:15,530 All right. 304 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,750 Well, what do I do now? 305 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,470 Kiss me again. 306 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,680 Something awful has happened. 307 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:50,840 My suspenders broke. 308 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,480 My. That is too bad. 309 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,760 There's one of the buttons. 310 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,280 Oh, Agnes, don't. 311 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,860 Something else has happened. 312 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,180 What else could happen? Let me help you. Oh, no, no. 313 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,520 It'll be all right, sir. 314 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,540 Stop it, I tell you. Stop it. Let's be honest, there's still everything that's 315 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,540 torn in the house. 316 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,860 You mustn't mind Agnes. She's only trying to help you. But I'll catch my 317 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:38,860 of cold. 318 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,120 Here, 319 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,100 put this on. It may help. 320 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:48,440 Agnes, what did you do with them? When I get through with those pants to vest, 321 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,020 I'll never know them. Oh, Agnes, come here. 322 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,960 I think you'd better stay here. 323 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,760 I don't think you'll be needing me, Miss, from now on. 324 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,660 Do you still feel cold? 325 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:08,420 I don't know. I feel hot and cold all over at the same time. 326 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,660 I don't know. What's the matter with me? 327 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,260 Well, we have no time to lose. 328 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,320 So we'd better get back to our compromising position. 329 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,940 I'd rather not. 330 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,260 Oh, but the reporters will be here any minute. 331 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,660 Reporters? What for? 332 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,380 Why, to write up the scandal and to take our pictures. 333 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,320 Pictures like this? 334 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,560 Certainly. 335 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,320 I'd better go. 336 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,440 Oh, but why? 337 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,279 I'm sorry. 338 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,900 I have a confession to make. 339 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,500 I'm not a real professional compromiser. 340 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:50,020 You're not? 341 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,440 No. I'm just a fake, a phony, and a failure. 342 00:23:58,780 --> 00:23:59,780 No, honest. 343 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,240 I don't know what it's all about. 344 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,800 I came here under a false impression. 345 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:07,160 But now that I've seen you, I wish it could be all undone. 346 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,500 You mean you wish you'd never come here? Is that it? No. 347 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,660 The moment I saw you, a strange feeling came over me. 348 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,720 And I felt that way, too. 349 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,340 I felt like I'd known you forever. 350 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,480 I felt that way, too. 351 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,540 Oh, I knew this was all wrong. 352 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:26,560 This mad, silly idea of mine would come to no good. 353 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,800 Can you ever forgive me? 354 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:37,540 I could just go on forgiving you forever and ever and ever. 355 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,760 Hooray! I think the reporters are here, Miss Anne. 356 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,460 What do we do? 357 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,920 Agnes, it's closing time. Quick. 358 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:53,620 But you told me to throw the key out of the window. Did you? But you told me to. 359 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,540 Well, find the key. Quick. 360 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,880 I think you better hide someplace. 361 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,000 But where's my necktie? Oh, never mind your necktie. 362 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,820 Oh, it's only you. 363 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:25,740 Yeah, I'm just a forerunner. The asthma sisters and Uncle Snort are right behind 364 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,740 me. 365 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,700 Ah, my dear second aunties, you're just in time. 366 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,080 Please leave Betty and I alone for a moment. We've something we must 367 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,520 out. Oh, no, you don't. You're not going to drag me into your illicit 368 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,520 adventures. 369 00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:42,980 Illicit adventures? 370 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,920 Ah, 371 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,040 the bugle call. 372 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,560 What's this I heard? Who is having illicit adventures? 373 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,960 Anne has. 374 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,000 Oh, dear, oh, dear. Silence, Catherine. 375 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,580 I'll handle this. Sarah? 376 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,200 Explain what's going on here. 377 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,120 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 378 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,600 And I'm going to start by searching the house. 379 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,040 No, 380 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,599 no, please. 381 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,600 Why not? 382 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,560 Well... Oh, Betty, tell them the truth. 383 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:25,200 Well... Well, Ann promised me a fur coat and a roaster. If I promised not to 384 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,560 tell, did she? Did she? Oh, I won't tell. 385 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:33,780 Betty, I'll give you a fur coat, a roaster, and a police dog if you will 386 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,720 And you can have the best horse in my stable. And I'll give you a pattern of 387 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,820 wristwatching to step in. 388 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,040 A fur coat and a roaster and a dog? A horse? A wristwatch and a pair of step 389 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,620 -ins? Oh, how can I resist all this? 390 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,260 I will tell. 391 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:50,480 Listen, there's been a man in this house. 392 00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:51,990 All night. 393 00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:56,430 You 394 00:26:56,430 --> 00:27:04,250 purple 395 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:10,870 woman. You lavender 396 00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,850 woman. You all the colors of the rainbow. 397 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,310 You rainbow. 398 00:27:20,030 --> 00:27:23,210 Young woman, get away from there. 399 00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:27,690 Open this door. 400 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:28,770 Open this door. 401 00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:32,930 Open it. Come on, help me, girls. Open this door. Open this door. Open the 402 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:35,050 I'll help you. 403 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,750 It's true. 404 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:42,950 Who are you, sir? 405 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,410 What are you doing here? 406 00:27:45,150 --> 00:27:46,150 Nothing. 407 00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:48,050 It's none of your business. 408 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:51,570 What? Don't tell me you're waiting for a streetcar. 409 00:27:53,190 --> 00:27:54,710 It is my business, sir. 410 00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:55,930 You viper. 411 00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,450 You scoundrel. 412 00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,870 You flirt. He's not. 413 00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:01,070 He's not at all. 414 00:28:01,710 --> 00:28:06,690 Silence. You have no right to speak. You have betrayed us all. But there is a 415 00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:10,730 way out. The breath of scandal shall not contaminate us because of your 416 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:15,870 misdeeds. You shall make atonement and rescue our good names at the same time. 417 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:17,130 Well, what do you mean? 418 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:18,840 You must marry this fella. 419 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,080 No. No. 420 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,790 I found out you're a couple of fine fools. 421 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,770 Who has been to the fortune tellers? 422 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:59,330 Know who this Barry woman is you stared Gill up against? 423 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:00,970 Tell us, cutie. 424 00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:04,870 I figured she was probably some half -witted old hag. 425 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:10,350 But she's young, good -looking, and just inherited a couple of million in the 426 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:11,670 famous Flora Barry Pearl. 427 00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:15,210 Sounds like a bedtime story. 428 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,790 Well, it's no bedtime story to me. 429 00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:21,010 And I've got a scheme. If it works, look out. 430 00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:26,830 I've decided to take a long shot at the Flora Berry girls. 431 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,570 The uncle's name's the same as mine, Harper. Thought it ought to crash the 432 00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:31,570 for me. 433 00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,350 You're not going to pull any rough stuff? 434 00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:34,990 If I have to, yes. 435 00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:39,770 I'm sick of living in a dump like this and grafting my meals from a lot of cow 436 00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:40,770 -faced women. 437 00:29:40,790 --> 00:29:42,510 Hey, what do you got against cows? 438 00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:44,170 Oh, bull. 439 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,480 Hooray! For once he got the right answer. 440 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:48,780 Ho, ho, ho! 441 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:01,300 Say, those pearls are going to look terrible on you. 442 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,380 You know, Andy, I've got a hunch Gil made good. 443 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,760 Still looks good to me. 444 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,040 Hey, what's the matter? You look sick. 445 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,660 You've been hiding in doorways and dodging policemen all day. 446 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,320 You'd be sick, too. 447 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,600 Let's get him a doctor. Let's get him a drink. 448 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,320 Where's my coat? 449 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:36,900 I lost it. 450 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,240 Suffering cats. Why, my ticket for the circus cafe was in it. 451 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,200 Oh, give me that. 452 00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:47,230 This is pre -war stuff. It's so old, it's rotten. 453 00:30:57,350 --> 00:30:58,350 Thanks, Andy. 454 00:30:58,470 --> 00:31:02,510 I'm all right. Really, I am. Sure, you look it. Well, come on. What was the 455 00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:03,510 game? 456 00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:05,110 Maybe it was a game. 457 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:08,930 And I just didn't know how to play it. But the dame, what was she like? 458 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:10,490 Lynn said she was a pit. 459 00:31:12,050 --> 00:31:13,050 She's wonderful. 460 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,960 Listen, kid. 461 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,720 Tell me all about it. What happened? 462 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,220 Well, we talk, and we seem to understand each other. 463 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,180 She's wonderful. 464 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,780 Yeah, I got that before. 465 00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:28,060 Go on. 466 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:33,940 Well, then, I can't remember very clearly, but a lot of terrible people 467 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:38,320 and they said that I compromised her. But the ad in the paper, didn't you want 468 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,320 to be compromised? 469 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,760 Yes. 470 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,480 Yes, I guess she did at first. 471 00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:45,270 But then something happened. 472 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:48,090 She fell for you, isn't that it? 473 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,230 Well... Sure, it's a thing. And then what? 474 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:56,470 Then an awful old man came in and called me terrible names. 475 00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:58,590 And he said... What? 476 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:03,670 He said, I have to marry her. 477 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,090 And what did you say? 478 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:12,930 I... 479 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,560 I jumped out the window. 480 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,340 But Ann, darling, can't you do anything about it? 481 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,260 I'm afraid not. 482 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,580 I don't even know who he is or where to find him. 483 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,920 His pockets are empty except for this ticket to some place called the Circus 484 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,920 Cafe. 485 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,620 Hmm. Grand opening of the Circus Cafe. 486 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,880 Wild, wicked, and loopy -ish. Beautiful girls in daring costumes. 487 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,320 Hmm. 488 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,920 I wonder where I could find him. 489 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,960 Let's go to the Circus Cafe. We might find him there. 490 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,960 That's an idea. 491 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,720 A great one. It's a wonderful idea. 492 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,780 But it's no good. 493 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,540 Ladies without escort, not admitted. 494 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,000 I wonder who we could get to take us. 495 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:21,459 A Mr. 496 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,580 Hopper, who claims to be a relative. 497 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,660 Ah, this might be the answer to a maiden's prayer. 498 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:38,100 Pardon me. Are you the young lady who advertised in the paper? 499 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,860 Well? Here I am. 500 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,500 Notice. Young. 501 00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:48,600 Attractive. And unscrupulous. 502 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,700 Just what the doctor ordered. 503 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,560 Are you really a relative? 504 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,560 No, but it served to get me in. 505 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:02,080 What can I do for two such charming ladies? 506 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:07,240 Well, as long as you insist upon being employed, your first duty is to take us 507 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,159 to the grand opening of the Circus Cafe. 508 00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:14,409 Agnes, our wrap. 509 00:34:19,170 --> 00:34:21,469 I'm glad this household is peaceful and quiet again. 510 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,670 Anne must have come to her senses at last. 511 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:27,909 I'm quite sure she has. Don't worry. By morning, she'll come around to our way 512 00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:28,909 of thinking as usual. 513 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:30,610 Police headquarters. 514 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,030 Inspector Blake, please. 515 00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,370 Will you be late, Smith? You started. 516 00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:39,130 We're going to the opening of the Circus Cafe, and we're going to be wild, 517 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,770 wicked, and whoopee. Anne, how? 518 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,139 This is Major Harper speaking. 519 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,280 Are your men all set to raid this circus cafe? 520 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:57,120 Hmm. Yeah. 521 00:34:57,420 --> 00:35:00,080 Yeah, ten o 'clock will be all right. I'll be over immediately. 522 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,820 Splendid, Rupert. And if you don't mind my saying it, I hope you arrest everyone 523 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:08,740 in the place. People that go to a place like that deserve to be arrested. 524 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:09,879 You're right. 525 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,779 Good night. 526 00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:11,638 Good night. 527 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,800 Have you your handkerchief? 528 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,720 He has. 529 00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:27,320 Agnes. Is Miss Anne in her room? No, Miss. She went out. 530 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:28,540 With Betty? 531 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,640 Yes, Miss. 532 00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:31,480 And a handsome gentleman. 533 00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:34,620 Did she say where she was going? Yes, Miss. 534 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,440 She went to a cafe. 535 00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:39,320 The Circus Cafe, Miss. 536 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,920 to have a wild and whoopish time. 537 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,660 Oh, that's the place the Major is going to raid. 538 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:50,180 Just another one of her plans to break the will. But we'll spoil it in spite of 539 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:53,100 everything. Agnes, our hats and coats immediately. 540 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,480 Mine also. 541 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,160 Oh, we've got to find this place, dear. Do you suppose we can? 542 00:35:58,380 --> 00:35:59,720 A place of ill repute. 543 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:04,020 Anybody would know where it was. Oh, one of my attacks is coming on, dear. 544 00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:20,130 Permit me to introduce the Grand Arena Spectacle and Parade. 545 00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:32,190 Everybody look this way. Hip hooray, circus day. The clowns are on parade. 546 00:36:33,470 --> 00:36:35,310 Here's a show that cannot flop. 547 00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:38,930 Buy your peanuts and your pop. Drink up your red lemonade. 548 00:36:40,650 --> 00:36:41,710 Let's start. 549 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:43,670 Open it up. Open it up. 550 00:36:47,549 --> 00:36:48,549 Here's your ticket, Gil. 551 00:36:49,070 --> 00:36:50,470 You go ahead in and wait for us. 552 00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:53,350 Well, I don't want to go in without you, fellas. We'll be along in a minute. 553 00:36:53,450 --> 00:36:55,570 We've some official business to attend to. 554 00:36:56,070 --> 00:36:57,070 Go ahead. 555 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,090 All right. 556 00:37:34,350 --> 00:37:38,890 First we have the acrobats in death defying stunts. If they fall down and go 557 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,510 boom, they only fall down once. 558 00:37:40,810 --> 00:37:43,910 Here we have the ballet dancers dancing on their toes. 559 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:47,350 If they lose their skirts, then it will be the show of toes. 560 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:50,950 Tigers, lions, leopards from across the distant seas. 561 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:54,710 Over there you'll see a monkey looking for some fleas. 562 00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:57,950 Bareback riders, happy daughters, you don't know the house. 563 00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:01,490 Here's some happy paliacis who will make you laugh. 564 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:23,550 Pardon me, who's the owner of this place? 565 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:24,808 Why, Mr. 566 00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:28,370 Morgan. That's the fellow. He invited us here as a special guest. 567 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:30,530 Wait just a minute. 568 00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:33,070 I'm going to let you boys in on something. 569 00:39:33,610 --> 00:39:34,610 I'm Mr. 570 00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:35,630 Morgan. 571 00:39:38,190 --> 00:39:39,190 Our mistake. 572 00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:40,690 Must have been another place. 573 00:39:41,090 --> 00:39:42,530 Yes, and another night. 574 00:39:56,590 --> 00:39:58,990 But ladies without escort are not permitted. 575 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,630 I'm with her. 576 00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:01,890 I'm sorry, ma 'am. 577 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:04,350 You don't look sorry to me. 578 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,970 Gracious, what will we do for escort? 579 00:40:17,310 --> 00:40:22,070 Catherine, we must get in. Did I hear you ladies say you must get in? Well, 580 00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:22,968 makes it mutual. 581 00:40:22,970 --> 00:40:24,310 Let me examine your ticket, please. 582 00:40:26,029 --> 00:40:27,170 Just as I thought. 583 00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:29,170 What did you say this lady's name was? 584 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,890 This is my sister, Miss Catherine Harper. 585 00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:35,670 Miss Catherine Harper, meet Mr. Terry Todd. Mr. Todd, Miss Catherine Harper. 586 00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:36,910 what did you say your sister's name was? 587 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:38,290 Her sister's name is Sarah. 588 00:40:38,550 --> 00:40:41,610 Miss Sarah Harper, Mr. Annie Martin. Mr. Annie Martin, Miss Sarah Harper. 589 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:45,670 What do you do? Miss Sarah Harper, meet Mr. Terry Todd. Mr. Terry Todd, Sarah 590 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:49,850 Harper. And Miss Catherine Harper, Mr. Annie Martin. Mr. Annie Martin, Miss 591 00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:53,050 Sarah Harper. What do you do? Miss Catherine Harper, meet Miss Sarah 592 00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:54,910 Mr. Todd, my name's Martin. 593 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,140 Well, let's go make whoopies. 594 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,900 Good evening, Mr. Morgan. Oh, a ticket. 595 00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:05,380 Hello, Morg. 596 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:14,540 All right, girls. 597 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,680 Park the bodies. 598 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:17,580 Pardon me? 599 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,960 Sit down. 600 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:22,480 We don't wish to sit down. We're looking for someone. 601 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,460 Why look any further? Here we are. 602 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,920 We're looking for our niece. 603 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,780 Well, all the nieces dance right by here. 604 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,300 Uh, squatty -boo. 605 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Squatty -what? 606 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,900 Boo, us and French. 607 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,260 Uh, have a cigarette? 608 00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,940 Don't start that, young man. 609 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,600 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 610 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:46,900 What'll you have? 611 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,960 What have you got? 612 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,540 We have some great punch. 613 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:52,180 Punch? 614 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,060 Great! 615 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,520 That's four punches. And make each punch a knockout. 616 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,520 Come on, Romeo, let's dance, huh? 617 00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,920 You'd better dance, Annie. 618 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,980 No, thank you. I'd rather walk. 619 00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:16,780 Pardon. 620 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,660 Pretty warm, he might as well cool off. 621 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:53,620 Delicious! 622 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,700 Hey, my fast friend. 623 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,440 I thought I pickled your teeth. 624 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,620 Didn't realize I was the one thirsty. 625 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:18,780 Is 626 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:25,520 this 627 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,520 yours? 628 00:43:37,550 --> 00:43:38,550 I thought it was mine. 629 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:40,190 Oh, 630 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:47,970 big 631 00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,730 boy, what are you doing here all alone? Come on, let's dance. 632 00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:52,470 I'd rather not. 633 00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:54,930 Well, you're going to dance whether you want to or not. 634 00:44:01,990 --> 00:44:06,530 You know, for a moment I thought that floor was moving. 635 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:13,140 Yours is the one with the girly laughter. 636 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,280 Catherine, you're getting silly. 637 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,640 So maybe it was my stigma. 638 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,160 Well, there's Gil. 639 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,260 I'll tell him where we are. Oh, Gil? 640 00:44:44,170 --> 00:44:45,190 know you were married. 641 00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:50,930 What are you doing here? 642 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:52,170 Say, 643 00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:54,190 if you want us, we're sitting right over there. 644 00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:57,510 Oh, don't I get an introduction? 645 00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:00,770 This has been Miss Berry I was telling you about. 646 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:02,250 Came the dawn? 647 00:45:04,010 --> 00:45:07,710 Well, pardon my hasty exit to see you all of a sudden. 648 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:12,330 What are you doing here? 649 00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:16,170 Why, I came to look for someone I couldn't forget. 650 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,930 What are you doing here? 651 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:22,410 I came to forget someone I never thought I'd see again. 652 00:45:25,270 --> 00:45:27,290 Tell me, why did you run away? 653 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:30,630 I was afraid your uncle would make you marry me. 654 00:45:31,010 --> 00:45:32,010 Oh. 655 00:45:32,670 --> 00:45:33,990 Would that be so terrible? 656 00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:35,930 Not as so far as I was concerned. 657 00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:39,630 Well, what are you thinking about? 658 00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:40,990 Isn't the music lovely? 659 00:45:41,470 --> 00:45:42,490 Would you like to dance? 660 00:45:43,150 --> 00:45:44,290 No, I'd rather sit. 661 00:45:57,950 --> 00:45:59,390 Oh, pardon us for not knocking. 662 00:46:00,370 --> 00:46:02,150 Well, if it isn't Lindbergh. 663 00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:05,370 The last time I saw you, you were flying out of a window. 664 00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:07,970 Have you still got your pants on backwards? 665 00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:12,410 Betty, I want you to meet Mr... Gail Hayden. 666 00:46:16,430 --> 00:46:18,290 I don't need an introduction to that guy. 667 00:46:18,550 --> 00:46:19,710 Oh, you've met him before? 668 00:46:20,170 --> 00:46:21,170 Oh, 669 00:46:21,790 --> 00:46:22,790 look what's here. 670 00:46:23,890 --> 00:46:26,230 Give me a hand. 671 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,870 I don't like this hat. 672 00:46:31,270 --> 00:46:32,390 Don't get in a hurry. 673 00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:40,710 What's in this drink anyway? 674 00:46:41,570 --> 00:46:42,930 It's full of peruna. 675 00:46:43,230 --> 00:46:45,110 Do they make it out of peruna? 676 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,480 Kitty Spank. 677 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:33,100 You wouldn't be mean to little Terry, would you? 678 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,480 Terry, this hurts me more than it does you. 679 00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:39,120 Oh, don't take it to the heart, Kitty. 680 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,840 You're too... 681 00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,550 General Motors is doing today. 682 00:48:01,190 --> 00:48:03,570 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 683 00:48:03,810 --> 00:48:05,510 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 684 00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:07,490 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 685 00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:08,169 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 686 00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:09,990 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, 687 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:10,610 ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, 688 00:48:10,610 --> 00:48:11,109 ha, ha. 689 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:15,770 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, 690 00:48:16,170 --> 00:48:21,610 ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, 691 00:48:23,630 --> 00:48:25,910 ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 692 00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:36,390 I've got to hold it tight. I'll sneak up on it. There you 693 00:48:36,390 --> 00:48:38,670 are. 694 00:48:39,810 --> 00:48:41,410 You got it. 695 00:48:44,190 --> 00:48:48,810 Hasn't had a chance to worry yet. For a reason, why? 696 00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:22,260 Not more. 697 00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:23,760 Are you all right? 698 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,780 That's a rabbit. 699 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,860 That's a loose thing. 700 00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:37,940 Are we having fun? 701 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,980 We should worry. 702 00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,480 I should worry. 703 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:44,120 I should worry. 704 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,940 Oh, now, Sally, don't feel that way. 705 00:49:57,740 --> 00:50:03,260 Forget it. I guess you do think that all we use is rouge and smoked cigarettes, 706 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,319 don't you? 707 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,440 Now, now, you girls aren't nearly as bad as you look. You couldn't. 708 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:38,760 You know, 709 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,480 everything is just serene and heavenly. 710 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,900 Tonight's been just like a dream. 711 00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,890 If you wanted a chaperone, why didn't you advertise for one? 712 00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,810 You couldn't even make good at that. 713 00:52:57,650 --> 00:53:00,590 Are you going through with this scandal proposition you made to me or not? 714 00:53:01,150 --> 00:53:02,710 No, I've changed my mind. 715 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:04,310 Haven't you? 716 00:53:04,510 --> 00:53:05,510 Yes. 717 00:53:05,710 --> 00:53:07,410 What are you butting into this thing for? 718 00:53:07,630 --> 00:53:09,310 That's just what I was going to ask you. 719 00:53:09,610 --> 00:53:13,770 I'll tell you darn quick if it weren't for these... Ladies and gentlemen. 720 00:53:16,430 --> 00:53:19,630 Permit me to introduce Rita and... 721 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,320 World famous the dojo dancers. 722 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,960 In the dance of the leopard and the trainer. 723 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,760 Bigger, better, greater than... 724 00:54:26,090 --> 00:54:27,090 After a while. 725 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:31,470 Andy, all my life I wanted to be a dancer. I could go butterfly. 726 00:54:32,110 --> 00:54:35,470 But somebody will be picking you up in the net. You don't want to do that. A 727 00:54:35,470 --> 00:54:36,470 hair dance? 728 00:54:36,930 --> 00:54:38,690 Oh, I'm going to dance. 729 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:41,430 I'm going to dance. I can do it. This is plain. 730 00:54:41,890 --> 00:54:46,010 You get up there. Not now. After a while. I mean, they don't like you to 731 00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:47,390 here. After a while. 732 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:58,800 There'll be nothing left to say. Oh, get up there now. Get me down. What is your 733 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,120 mother going to say about this? Have a heart. 734 00:56:03,370 --> 00:56:07,310 Trying to put on a wrestling mask. Oh, so that's the kind of a place this is. 735 00:56:07,550 --> 00:56:08,690 You never can tell. 736 00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:10,030 Says you. 737 00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:11,670 Says I. 738 00:57:04,970 --> 00:57:08,870 that give this place a bad reputation, I won't stand for it. 739 00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:29,610 You may strike whenever you're ready. 740 00:57:30,850 --> 00:57:32,050 I'll wait for you outside. 741 00:58:02,030 --> 00:58:02,769 looking for. 742 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:05,830 Just look pretty and maybe some copper will pick you up. No, no, please. 743 00:58:06,130 --> 00:58:09,110 We're not going to have any scandals. Are we, Gil? No, we're not. 744 00:58:09,430 --> 00:58:11,250 Let's find a way out of here. Follow me. 745 00:58:22,190 --> 00:58:23,190 I'm home. 746 00:58:23,310 --> 00:58:24,670 If we don't, we'll all go to jail. 747 00:58:24,910 --> 00:58:25,950 The dump is raided. 748 00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,250 Oh, saving, saving. 749 00:58:28,690 --> 00:58:29,830 No, wait. Don't get excited. 750 00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,700 Don't look at me. Wait a minute. I've got an idea. What? Take this. 751 00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:35,140 Come here. Come here. 752 00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:36,860 Do something. 753 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:37,799 What is it? 754 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,820 Take off that hat. 755 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,760 Well, how are you going to do something? It's not going to bother him. I just 756 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,420 hold perfectly still. The police will tell. All right. 757 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,000 I'll get you out of here. I'll get you out of here. Fix her up. 758 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,880 Certainly was a smart idea, wasn't it? You said it. 759 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:22,540 That woman. 760 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,320 Won't anybody find this out? 761 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,420 How I ever got here in my sober senses. 762 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,000 More than I know. 763 00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:33,660 And you're what? 764 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,058 No chance here. 765 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,060 There's a cop down below. 766 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,460 I'll take care of the cop. 767 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:11,740 You get the girls away. 768 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,919 Where's Gil? 769 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,580 Oh, he ran away like a dirty dog. 770 01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:51,200 Why? I don't believe it. Say, this is no time to argue. 771 01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:52,420 Let's beat it. 772 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:21,440 There goes Lent with Gil's girl. I seem to detect a faint odor of banana oil. 773 01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:23,740 That palooka's trying to beat Gil's time. 774 01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:26,480 Me thinks there is dirty work at the crossroads. 775 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,720 Let's go. 776 01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:34,620 If Gil loved you, he wouldn't have run away. 777 01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:36,900 I tell you, he'll never come back. 778 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:40,060 What about that proposition of ours? 779 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:42,200 I'll send you a check in the morning. 780 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,060 You better make up your mind before I go. I've made up my mind. 781 01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:50,570 You know, somehow, I have an idea that he will come back. 782 01:01:50,890 --> 01:01:52,930 That's what I call a darn good idea. 783 01:01:57,430 --> 01:02:01,030 What do you two gentlemen want? We'd like to see Miss Perry. It's very 784 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:02,950 important. I'll tell her you're here. 785 01:02:03,310 --> 01:02:04,310 Follow me. 786 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:27,110 This will be a good trick if we do it. We've got to do it. 787 01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:28,790 Oh, good evening, gentlemen. 788 01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:30,050 Good evening. 789 01:02:30,390 --> 01:02:32,130 Where is Miss Berry? She's in there. 790 01:02:32,510 --> 01:02:33,670 Alone? Oh, no. 791 01:02:33,970 --> 01:02:37,510 She's with a dark, handsome gentleman who's trying to talk her in or out of 792 01:02:37,510 --> 01:02:41,030 something. She means Linton. We've got to stop him from going any further. 793 01:02:41,370 --> 01:02:45,050 Would you mind telling me what business this is of yours? Now, listen, lady. We 794 01:02:45,050 --> 01:02:47,710 know this dark, handsome gentleman, and he's a bad boy. 795 01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:49,250 And we don't mean perhaps. 796 01:02:51,610 --> 01:02:52,610 Hello, Chisler. 797 01:02:53,779 --> 01:02:54,779 Listen, Miss Berry. 798 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:58,640 You're about to do something. I don't know what, but whatever it is, don't do 799 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,380 it. Who are these men? I never saw them before in my life. Now, who do you 800 01:03:02,380 --> 01:03:03,380 expect to believe that? 801 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,360 Won't you please tell me what this is all about? 802 01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:09,240 I imagine it's a clumsy attempt to blackmail. Blackmail you? And we've been 803 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,300 lending him money to get his laundry out of park. 804 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,680 These men are a couple of escaped lunatics or something. 805 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,380 I'll give you the real lowdown. 806 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:19,380 This drugstore cowboy is trying to steal you away from a kid who really loves 807 01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:23,120 you. But we're not going to let him get away with it. Not if I have to... 808 01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:28,480 Say, honey, what are they trying to do to you? Nothing, kid. Just saving her a 809 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,580 lot of grief and heartbreak. 810 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:31,280 What do these fellas want here? 811 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,120 Oh, I don't know. It doesn't matter anyway. 812 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:36,800 Nothing matters as long as you're here. You didn't run away, did you? No. 813 01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:38,880 I just battled a cop till you could get away. 814 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,720 I came here as fast as I could. 815 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,260 What's going on? 816 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:50,700 Nothing much now, but we hope wedding bells later on. 817 01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:52,100 Ridiculous, ridiculous. 818 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,620 Yes, ridiculous, but deliciously true. 819 01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:58,080 Well, I can't believe it. You mean to say you love this, this... Certainly I 820 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:04,840 love him. Oh, if you ask me, I'll ask no one. I don't know who you gentlemen are 821 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,080 and I don't care, but I want you to know that without my consent and that of my 822 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,200 two sisters, she cannot marry anyone. 823 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,400 But, sir, you wanted me to marry her this morning. Why have you changed your 824 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,420 mind? She can marry no one unless my sisters and I approve of them, and I do 825 01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:19,420 approve of you. 826 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,760 Married? Married? 827 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,960 What is all this about? 828 01:04:25,860 --> 01:04:27,180 Sally! Kitty! 829 01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:31,300 Listen, old man, do you know these two flappers? These ladies, sir, are my 830 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:37,040 sisters. Your sisters? Yes, sir. Well, that's just dandy. Terry, find him a 831 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,060 cushion to land on. 832 01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:52,150 Well, let's go, girls. 833 01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:01,330 Now, then. 834 01:05:02,830 --> 01:05:05,030 You two ladies have a niece, haven't you? 835 01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:06,550 Yes. 836 01:05:06,790 --> 01:05:07,790 Thank you. 837 01:05:08,350 --> 01:05:11,510 And your niece is going to marry my boyfriend, isn't she? 838 01:05:12,210 --> 01:05:13,210 Yes. 839 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:14,710 Thank you. 840 01:05:14,850 --> 01:05:17,770 And you two haven't the least objection in the world, have you? 841 01:05:18,090 --> 01:05:19,090 No. 842 01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,140 Thank you. 843 01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:24,700 Well, then, now that's all settled, the two often say yes. 844 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:25,960 Well, I don't understand. 845 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,800 Sarah, Catherine, what's come over you? You don't have to understand. That's one 846 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,080 of the advantages of being dumb. 847 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,660 And now we seem to be intruding upon the happy couple. 848 01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:39,380 So let's choose our partners for the grand march to be led by that queen of 849 01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:41,980 bathing beauties, Miss Oil City. 850 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:54,020 And now, followed by the happiness girls. 851 01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,240 We're disgraced. 852 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,740 Come on, girls. 853 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,260 And their train seal. 854 01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:13,040 I won't be called a train seal. 855 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,160 Throw them a fish. 856 01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:19,120 Well, that looks like a rodeo. 857 01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:20,920 Congratulations, you two darlings. 858 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,200 Thanks, Betty. 859 01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:24,300 Can I drive you two cupids home? 860 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,340 You promised to keep both hands on the wheel. 861 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,880 Well, goodbye, kids, and bless you and all that other junk.